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Okay… so we recieved a check in the mail today. It was for…
…DRUM ROLL PLEASE…
$1.75
Now wait, I’m not putting down small change. It was a REFUND check from my wife’s school loan. We had overpaid them and they were sending me a check.
Wow! Pretty cool. The only problem? We PAID her school loan off…
THREE YEARS [...]

Today a friend of mine jumped on ichat with me and said…
“Hey man, what’s good?”
(while I know he was just saying it casually — as in “what’s up man”)
I responded… “God!”. He responded… “good answer”.
Then it hit me, when God asks Jesus “Hey man, what’s good?” — Does he say… “Matt”? (insert your name)
Are you [...]

I was putting my son to bed the other nite when he said something pretty funny.
I finished talking with him and gave him a kiss. I was walking out the door and I said…
“I love you buddy”.
“I love you too dad… even though you’re stinky”
“What?” I’m stinky?
“no, STICKY”
“I’m sticky?” (at this point I started feeling [...]

You’ve received the emails…
Save on Canadian Drugs • Refi today! • Win this 78″ Plasma TV!Please take my inheritance • Lose weight in 2 capsules a day

 
Well… I just received one that said… “How To Be Irresistible To Women!”
Really? a magic pill for that? (And of course it was about sex)
I gotta let you in [...]

After taking all day to set up Christmas lights with my son… we ended the day on the roof… amidst the glow-of-lights around the rim of the house and store-bought stars hanging from our large oak tree.
The clouds were like small ripples flowing like river past the moon — which, from our view, was as [...]

Can’t go wrong with Beaker at Christmas

Wait till the end — the two old guys show up! (Gotta love the muppets)

Can’t say much but lol.
That… and crazy-fun stop-motion!

Mandalorian Dance
Uploaded by PatrickBoivin

My 8yr old son tends to make up jokes. In case you’re not a parent - most 8yr old jokes find a place somewhere between “that doesn’t even make sense” and “lost in space”.

This is a blog response to Pete Wilson’s post “This explains a lot”
What do you think is the biggest difference between you and your spouse?
I believe this picture says it all

Head back over to his post… This explains a lot.

Today GettyImages purchased Jupitermedia for $96 million. I received this letter in my box this morning…

 
Getty Images swept up iStockphoto.com for $50 million back in 2006. Will Getty own all the stock images in the world? 
These are some of the largest stock photography sites where designers purchase stock photos (and now vector and video). Just [...]